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Don't tread on AI

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Smiling retro monitor mascot wearing a yellow Don't Tread on AI cap
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Old-school screen. New-school chaos.

Big cap.
Bright screen.
Zero chill.

A cheeky retro AI monitor with a yellow cap and a permanent degen grin.

JOIN THE CREW
ALONAGENCY retro monitor mascot

Meet the monitor

About

A cheeky retro AI monitor with a yellow cap and a permanent degen grin.

Somewhere between a midnight reboot and a very questionable idea, ALONAGENCY woke up. A chunky screen, a loud yellow cap, and absolutely no intention of going to sleep.

Now he hangs out by the coast, collecting memes and keeping the crew company. Pull up a seat. The screen is warm, the night is young, and the group chat is already unhinged.

The night shift is open

Join Us

Clock in, drop a meme, embrace the chaos.
Your night-shift crew is waiting.